Do. Not. Get. This. App.

I just lost hours of work, because this app is absolutely awful. DO NOT waste your money, time, or hard work. I have never hated an app so much in my entire life. It is so, so, so inexplicably horrible. It should not even be allowed in the App Store. God, I freaking hate this app.
If there was a God, they would most certainly not punish all of humanity with this app. Not even Satan could come up with something so horrendous and evil. Satan would be sitting there in the fiery pits of the underworld thinking, “What could I add to Hell to torture all these a**holes?” Imagine it now: Satan sitting there on his red a** throne, flames leaping up all around him, lapping at his face, singing his mustache slightly. As he sits there, putting all of his inner darkness to good use formulating a plan to create the greatest monstrosity our universe has ever known, with a mildly strained look cemented on his Donald Trump Orange face, his thoughts are interrupted by a new arrival: the creator of this app. He drags his eyes upwards to meet the new arrival, and, as a slow sneer spreads across his face, he chuckles sadistically.
“What have you done to grace me with your presence,” Satan asks sarcastically.
“I created Voice Memos+, and actually allowed that piece of sh*t app to be sold on the App Store,” Satan’s newest resident replies.
“Oh, dear Hades. The Dark Ruler is here. You have done what I have failed at time and time again. You have created the most odious, diabolical invention known in this realm, or any realm, for that matter. Have mercy, please,” Satan begs, raising his hands slowly in submission as he steps away from his throne, making room for the true ruler of the underworld.
F**k this app.

The Underworld’s Favorite App about Voice Memos+, v1.4